EK BAAR TAU FULL DARU KE NASHAY MEI TUNN, BHAREE DOPHARI ,CYCLE PEY TEDA MEDA PADLE MARTAA JAA THAA!!! AAGEY TAY KISSAY KEE AARTHI(DEAD BODY) GAAM AALE LEKEY AAWEN THAY!!! TAU FULL TUNN TAY THAA-E, DE MAARI CYCLE ARTHI THAWANIYAA KAY!!! UNKA BALANCE BIGAD GYAA AUR BHAI WEY SAB TALE GIR GEY, ARTHI KEY TALEY CYCLE AUR ARTHI KAY UPPER TAU JAA PADYAA!!! GAAM AALA NAY MIL KE WO KHUB SAMAAR DIYAA,SAUD SI BHARDI USKI!!! TAU KULHTE-KULHTE BOLYAA: ARRAY BAWALI- BUCHOW, MANAY KYON MAARO SO!!! JISKE TAKKER LAAGI, WO TAY KUCHCH BOLTA BHEE KONYA!!!

dessi ghee

dessi ghee

EK BAAR TAU KAATI ASLI DESI GHEE KA CHURMA KA PIND (LADOO) SE BANWA KE RAIL MEI ROHTAK KENA JAA THA/ SOHIN USKE EK SARDAR BEITHA THA/ ISMAILA GAAM AAYA TE TAU APNA CHURMA KAAD KE KHAN LAGA/ SARDAR UREN PREN DEKH KE NUE BOLYA: O PAHAJI EH KEDA PIND? TAU NE KIT PUNJABI AAWE THI, UNE SOCHI SARDAR KI NIGAH TERE CHURME PE SE KHA GA!! SARDAR NE 2-3 BAAR PHER BUJH LIYA : EH KEDA PIND! TAU KE CHO AAGYA BOLYA SARDAR TE: MERE SASURE KI ITNA DESI GHEE GHAL KE CHURMA KA PIND BANYA UR TU ISNE KARDA BATAAWE SE, LE MARLE KHA KE DEKH ISNE!!!

Gaam ki baat

Gaam ki baat

Ek baar bhai pados main aayee ek nayee bahu tai mazaak karan ek chora hukka bharan ka bahana banaa ke roz aa jaawe tha. Kuch dina ke baad bahu apne pihar chaali gayee ar us chore nai beraa nahi tha, wo chilam leke pahunch gya, ar inghe-unghe nai dekh kai budhiya tai bola : Taii AAG Sai??

Taii boli : Beta ! AAG tai kaal Baara aali gaadi main chali gyaee.

chora jaat ka

chora jaat ka

Ek bar ek Jat ka chhora bus me ja reha tha. Chhora sharaarti tha arr bus me khadi ek
chhori ne chhede tha.
Us bus me ek budhiya bhi baithi thi, jo yo saara nazaara dekhe thi. oos chhore ki harkat dekh ke bohat chow mei aa rahi thee, toh chhore te sabak sikhaan taayee waa chhore te boli "Re Tau kit jaaga?"
Chhore ne uren paren dekha arr sochan lagya ke yaa 70 saal ki budhiya oosne tau kyun bol rahi se. Pher budhiya ki kenah dekh ke wo chup reha. Thodi der rukk ke budhiya pher boli "Tau kitt jaaga?" Chora pher chup reha. Ibb toh bus waale bhi maje le rahen laag re the. Budhiya pher boli "Re tau yo toh bataa uuk tu kitt jaaga?!?"
Ibb chore pe rehaa na gaya urr wo phat bolya "Jaaoon toh mai kite aur thaa, par ibb nyue sochun su uuk teri khatir ek chora dekh aaoon!"

shivji

ek bai..khet mai..ek jaat hall bahan laag ra tha..uppar kai shiv ji parvati jaan the..parvati nai dekha..tai shiji tai boli...parabhu...yo bechara itni garmi mai...kaal ho ra hai..iski madad kardo..shivji bola bawali hai ke..YO JAT SAI INTE BACH KAI YE REHNA CHAHIYE..shivji ke kayi baarsamjhan tai bhi na maanni...tai last mai..donu jane paragat hoge..jat aage..shivjiu bolla ..ek maag ke vardaan mangna hai...jat bolla.VARDAAN NAI CHOR ...NU BATA YO GANDASA KIT TAI LAYA HAI...JASE HI WO PARVATI MAI JHAPTA...we dono..gayab hoge...ek din jaat ki mot hogi...er wo mar kai..uppar gya..tai..line laag ri thi..er shivji-parvati aage baithe the...faisla karan khattar...er kun sawar bhejna hi er kun narak..jat ka no. aya...tai shivji bolla aaj tu sahi fansa hai mere abhi batata hun tere ko.....jat bolla..MAI KE FANSA HUN....FUNSE TAI TU GYA AAJ MERE...US DIN TAI BHJA GA THA...ES GANDASE NAI LE KAI...AAJ BATA KIT BHAJEGA.....[ERR NYU KAI TE YE......SHIVJI PARVAT AAGE AAGE ER JAT PACHE PACHE..]

sir pe khaat

ek be ek teli JAAT te bolya
"JAAT re JAAT tere sir pe khaat."
JAAT teli te bolya
"teli re teli tere sir pe kohlu."
teli bolya bhai JAAT ke yo kuch jachya konya
JAAT bolya jachya konya par bojh te maare ga

sunddu baba

sunddu baba ban gya....gaam gaam handte uske 20-25 chele bhi bange....er uska acha naam bhi hoga.......ek bai wo ek gaam mai dera la ra tha...us gaam mai sukha pad ra tha...sube sube ek kisan aya..ek baba manne apka bahot naam suna hai.....mere 2 kille hai barish kara do...mai apne 2000 Rs. dunga...2 killan ki baat thi....saare chella nai laag kai ...baltiyan-baltiyan donu kille bhar diye...baat saare gaam mai fel gi...agle din ek or kisaan...aya bola baba ji mere 10 kille hain baarish karwado mai 10000 Rs. dunaga....chele bichare saari raat ke thake haare pade the...ek bola dur tai ye...ek baba ji dekh kai haan bhariyo......badlaan ki dehi tuti padi hain........